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21 March 2009 @ 07:33 pm
*watches as workers finish setting up a rink in an open spot in the Villa*

Okay, you low-paid labor monkeys are done here.

*shoos them away, then gets behind his booth and grabs his megaphone*

HELLO, RESIDENTS OF SHAKY NEEDLES. WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME BUMPER CARS? ONLY $10 A GO.

*sits back and waits for business to come rolling in*
 
 
03 February 2009 @ 03:10 pm
Pulls up outside the villa in a company driven van and hops out carring a large sports bag getting two drag along cases from the back of the van. Bows thanking his manager before heading into the villa looking around for his apartment block.

Apartment 7...He said it was the block over looking the lake

Pauses in the middle of the villa looking around.

"Hello...?"
 
 
26 January 2009 @ 05:09 pm
*wanders through the Villa, looking around*

Man, everything looks different. And these apartment numbers don't make sense. Where is my old apartment?

......

*has a moment of realization when he finally notices that the buildings are completely different*

DID I LOSE ALL MY STUFF AGAIN? D:
 
 
22 January 2009 @ 02:41 am
BACK HOME!

*twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and twirls and---*

tehe..~

*passes out smack in the middle of shaky needles*
 
 
08 January 2009 @ 01:57 am
Where the hell...? This map sucks.

-finally finds apartment 27, only to find that it's been broken into-

..............

-walks in to find all the furniture and appliances missing-

... D:< MOTHER^$*#(@*!!

-kicks a hole in the wall-

............................. Bleh. At least I don't need these anymore! :D/

-disregards his apartment keys into a random corner-
 
 
 
08 January 2009 @ 12:15 am

-drags two large black suitcases in general direction of apartment buildings, guitar case over one shoulder, stumbles, drops suitcases-

Oh, for christ's sake... 

-picks them up, stumbles again, drops suitcases again, turns face to sky, bites lip in an effort not to scream-

Alright, that's it, the hell with it!

-
piles suitcases on top of each other, climbs up and starts to search through pockets of huge cardigan-

Aha, found it...okay, I'm not moving these stupid things on my own any more.

-starts reading a book of poetry while waiting for assistance-
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01 January 2009 @ 01:25 pm
-drops Rosie off at the pet area-

I wish the apartments were big enough to house hippos!

-fixes his and Rosie's matching hats-

I'll come visit you everyday, okay? I'll bring you lots of treats, too!

-watches some white goop fall onto the ground-

... Rosie, you should have gone easy on the eggnog! What a waste. :|

-jingles his new apartment key-

Be a good girl while I'm at home! ;~~~;
 
 
30 December 2008 @ 09:47 pm
Is that a turd? What the hell is that supposed to be.

-glares angrily at the hand-drawn map the DOCLORD gave him, puffing his cheeks out-

It's a green turd, so I live in a box by a green turd. ...wonderful.

-begins his search for his new apartment, muttering to himself angrily the entire way-
 
 
30 December 2008 @ 11:33 pm
*pushes one of those hotel luggage trolleys*

I hope my cupcakes didn't get squished in that suitcase... I knew I should have acquired a second trolley just for my food bags.

*looks at map*

Room number 8 should be... that way.

*pushes his trolley faster as his stomach growls loudly*
 
 
30 December 2008 @ 09:05 pm
*stands in the ball pit, amidst all of the balls*

I think I'm lost. :^D